Wednesday, July 27, 2005

PICTURES OF COOL SHOES TAKE OVER JAMES'


HOTMAIL ISN'T WORKING SO I'VE BEEN SCOPING MY NEXT TACTICAL MOVE WHEN IT COMES TO PURCHASING SHOES FROM OUR GOOD MAN 'KEVIN SELLS NIKE'. HIS NAME IS 'KEVIN SELLS NIKE' BECAUSE HE DOES, AND DOES IT DAMN WELL TO.

IN OTHER NEWS:

+ GOING TO PRESETS TOMORROW NIGHT AT SYDNEY UNI!
+ DAVID HICKS HAS BEEN SPOTTED AROUND TOWN, MORE THAN OFTEN ON A PINK YOUNG GIRLS MOUNTAIN BIKE... WHEN QUESTIONED ON REASONS FOR FIRSTLY RIDING A BIKE PRESUMABLY STOLEN FROM A GIRL UNDER 14 AND SECONDLY BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANTLY: 'DAVID, SHOULDN'T YOU BE AWAITING TRIAL/ROTTING IN GUANTONOMO BAY - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SYDNEY'S NORTH SHORE?'
DAVID HAS FREQUENTLY REPLIED... 'I'M TRYING TO SCHEME CHICKS... AND COULD YOU CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE? THERES A DROUGHT ON! aLSO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A "FREE SCHAPPELLE" SHIRT AND MAYBE EVEN THE NEW GWEN STEFANI ALBUM? THAT SHIT IS BANANAS MAN!!!!!!!!'
+ I KEPT GOING WONDERING WHY MY BLOG SEEMED REALLY DIFFERENT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS... MORE GEEZERish THAN NORMAL, THEN IT DAWNED ON ME... FIRSTLY I DON'T WEAR FRED PERRY OR BEN SHERMAN JACKETS, MY URL ISN'T www.thestreeets.co.uk, AND I'M NOT MIKE SKINNER - I'M JAMES (identity crisis solved!!)O!! d'ya know what I mean mate, I was well confused n'that?
+ IN LIGHT OF THE LAST BREAKING STORY I WILL NO LONGER BE TOURING WITH DIZZEE RASCAL AND MIA AND NO LONGER HAVE PLANS TO 'head back into the studio to record my 3rd full length album: "Lager, crisps and E's...yeah mate, sorted"'
thats it for the Breaking News today, good afternoon

...dog on surfboard with sunglasses at charity benefit...
...credits
...the end

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