after a several month hiatus 'Big Coronas or Tiny Men' is back in production! (for first two chapters read - bottom post of this blog).
BCorTM's brainchild James stated from his writing studio the other day:
'Yeah i know its been a while coming, I'm just glad to be back... I'd just like to thank my trainer and my family for keeping me fit in these not-the -least-bit-trying times. full credit to all the boys, they done good, they run strong and we'll be back even stronger next year - the location less exotic, the observation even wittier and the in-jokes more pertinent'
IN OTHER NEWS:
- A workmate told me that i had a way with words last week... does that mean that Sara Blasko might dig me? Does it matter that the words that I had a way with started with F and C???
- the show on FBi 94.5fm (FBi Luvs U!) that is sometimes known as 'Overnights - w/ James and Steve' is excited to announce that FBi may be commenciing internet streaming!! this means that you can listen to me and super-Steve talking about each others The horoscopes and stuff. Internet streaming comes extra handy if you live in hard to reach places that aren't sydney eg Perth or more specifically at clauds, annika, tim or bolts' houses or maybe in Adelaide in toms college dorm in between spankings and easter egg hunts with homoerotic over and undertones. Such technology could even be handy if you are my brother in Ireland trying to balance being Aussie all while being the ladsiest geezer outside of the Gallagher brothers and maybe the Libertines on a bad day. Finally this technology would be handy to listen to your good mates radio show if you are an in-love, balding red nut from Canberra who didn't even call me or email me to tell me how Vietnam was.
- I've finally made a new uni buddy that is in all the same classes as me. His name is Teenaged-starry-eyed-sweep-fringed Monster, he is the nicest guy ever and even though he wears badass black acid-wash tight pants, Reebok pumps and has multiple lame tattoos including mainly stars and lightning bolts he is great and I love him - stay tuned for a photo (actually a drawing done in biro) once i work out how to use a scanner.
- BREAKING NEWS:::JAMES' NEW UNI FRIEND (the monster looking one in Reebok Pumps) IS AVENGING SEQUINNED JENS DEATH BY ATTACKING HER KILLERS - ANGRY LONERS - Angry loners at the top of the Monster's hit list appear to be Thom Yorke from Radiohead and David Campese, former Australian Rugby Player and St Ives Sports store owner. Yorke and Campese have been seen together several times often just waterrunning at West Pymble pool or doing lunch with North Shore mothers at the Coonanbarra Cafe. Yorke as described by one such mother who shall remain anonymous as the most flagrant of gossips and bitch-ers in the cappucino circle:
'Thom is a riot. He brings a whole new perspective to gossiping... at one point he bought in a drum synth and just rolled up in a ball whining for hours. It really got his point across and I agreed that his son should have been picked in the A's cricket and that it was all politics'
- Visit the James and Steve blog!!! www.jamesandsteve.blogspot.com
- a lady just called my house and asked to speak to 'Mrs Maloney'
I immediately said 'I'm sorry I think you have the wrong number'
The lady then said in her best annoying-lady-trying-to-sell-something-voice 'Well is mum or dad there, I'm looking for the home owner' - because someone with my voice could NEVER own a house you evil televampiress.
I then replied 'No... this is a rented house anyway'
The televampire then said 'Oh... I'm so sorry - thank you.'
I then said 'No its OK, they say rent money is dead money in the ads I know, but with the price of real estate around here at the moment - who could blame my parents for not wanting to buy a house right now... and why would they want to buy a house in Pymble anyway lady? Pymble is just a convenient place to live as my younger brothers and sisters go to schools around there. i doubt mum and dad will want to hang out there forever and pay off a mortgage for multiple bedrooms and backyards they won't need once they get rid of the kids. Y'hear?!\
But she'd already hung up and moved onto the next sitting duck in his parents house, wearing a white woollen cardigan, playing solitaire and eating a massive wagon wheel...bitch.
AND FINALLY A LIGHTER STORY: ...dog riding surfboard
credits...
the end
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cooler than ron burgundy
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