* 'He/She has a head like Parramatta Road'
- Noone actually said this, I was just thinking of new localised insults when I was driving down the road and this one came out on top.
* 'He definitely has a fair dash of Anglican in him'
- Will, offering insight on a good friends hate for an unmown lawn
* 'Calm down mate...There's a fucken drought on!'
- Apparently the solution to any argument in Wagga (courtesy S. Lloyd)
* 'Gin is the new vodka'
- Not quite apparently, 'but it is up to us bartenders to continue the education of gin with our customers...' according to Bars and Clubs magazine. October, 2005
* 'It's not exactly 9 to 5, you know... It's all over the place a bit...so...'
- Awkward conversation involving the question of 'what are you up to now?'
* 'Do you mind if I whip out the back and suck down a fag?'
- Lucas' constant request, sometimes not even at work.
* 'PENS DOWN MEANS PENS DOWN!'
- Angry old lady examiner said to girl today in exam in response to the question 'can I please write my name on the exam?' She did not relent and the girl had to hand in her exam with no name on it. Irrational following of rules, anyone?
* 'Yes.'
- The answer to the posing challenge to creative design: 'Is there such thing as a pair of sunglasses so obnoxious that even Jesus would look like a dick if he wore them?'
* 'It's absolutely fantastic!'
- Cameron Shepherd on being selected in the Wallabies touring squad, and nearly every question he has been asked in the last 5 years with exclusion to apologies about jumping on a car.
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