Guest Post: "Don't ever days go bye!" with Frank Sartor

It's been a while between posts for me, so I'll start by saying hi. Hi!

James called me from his holiday in Newcastle and asked me to write another story because he was "so fucken over writing this shit. It's ALL FUCKED! (bottle breaking and James laughing alot). I don't know where he was but he sounded drunk and sad.

Anyway, things have been going very well for me. Full-time work was makng me a bit too tired, so now I am working permanent part-time. This means now that I work Monday to Friday, but only 10am until 4pm, with a 30 minute unpaid break and one 15 minute paid break or "smoko" (instead of smoking, I usually just skull a 600mL Coke).

Rugby is the main other activity I do, and that's been going fairly well to say the least! New from last time, I have been getting to play a game every week! After several injuries in the round against the Blue Mountains (Roydo: cork, Timmy: broken leg from trying to jump over a Festiva Trio Hatch) I have secured the position of left wing for Fourth grade. There is no number 11 jersey in the kit so I wear 22 because it is two times 11. I can tell you that I'm no David Campese, but I have been working on my goose-step in the backyard. Each afternoon I set up my brother's webcam on top of the outdoor furniture in our backyard at home. I angle it so the camera can see me practising my goose-stepping as I run past with a ball in my hand. I don't usually bother wearing my headgear and mouthguard for this training, but it's important to make it as close to game-day as possible. After dinner I go over the tapes with dad, and we analyse where my stepping can be improved.

I also made a movie of it on the computer using iMovie. I used all my backyard training for footage, and the Foo Fighters new album: Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace as the soundtrack. The footage ran a bit longer than the album though so I used one extra song: Xecutioners, It's Going Down.

I think that James will tell me when he nexts wants me to write again hopefully. Now I have to go and watch The Chasers.