War and Peace

I would like to commence this post by giving mention to one person in particular, namely Claudia Newstead, her research into the accents of annoying girls from Melbourne that love tennis and football players is second to none. she also provides valuable insight into my area of research. visit her work at http://fireenginesanddumpsters.blogspot.com

in an attempt to rival clauds, i will fill you in on some antics of my own
- goon bag (a person) picks up apparently now, often, mainly at cargo downstairs but has also been known to venture upstairs and even get let in sometimes on his own merit, not having to drop a single name like 'brad' or 'brads brother'. reports also place him 'tearing up' the newly opened Cabana Bar (formerly less glamourously known as The Norths Club).
- i have started a new life in which i don't bite my nails (thank you horrible tasting nail polish!). my nails are long and are making opening cans 80% easier
- the fbi party at the mandarin club rocked on friday night, ng dressed as the fresh prince of bel air, levins dj-ed arrogantly but well - a guy called 'shag' called steve (half of radios duo 'james and steve') 'that jockey boy' before mumbling something about steve being a woman hater.
- Levins quickly retorted to my comments on his capacity to dj with 'hey its after midnight, shouldn't you be doing a radio show noone listens to?' - touche levins, touche
- i fell asleep on the bus home and had to walk home from turramurra (not that close to my house)
- ask lucas about 'the mum'