Sunday, August 13, 2006

All dressed up with no suit party to go to.

Not all blog entries for BCorTM come out as easily as the reader may expect... Behind all the lists, over-punctuation and Simmo-related humour is just a young (arguably post-adolescent, yet no chances of growing a beard/going to a bucks night/buying a house in Kellyville has presented itself as yet) man. Did get a suit though.

Questions for the week:
1."Good Australian sketch comedy." Oxymoron? Discuss with reference to The Wedge, The Late Shift, The Big Bite, SkitHouse and Comedy Inc.
2. "If you knew you looked like that with shorter hair, why did you spend so long looking like you did with long hair."
- Spoken to me by a regular customer at my workplace. The ideal response would have been... "Have you ever thought what it would be like if you weren't an alcoholic arsehole with no mates? It really is nice waking up around 5 days a week without a hangover."
Real response: (polite smile) "... $12.20 thanks."
3. "The American incarnation of The Office. Rubbish or just misunderstood?" Discuss.
4. "Having a personal relationship with Christ... Seems a little gay doesn't it?" - Larry David
5."How was Cargo?" - posed to Brad by me this morning.
Response: "It was good... Really good. Goonbag picked up... Twice."