Some Translated Quotes II

Originally published on The Vine
Read the first Translated Quotes

"Stay off our beaches!" Said the Southern Cross tattoo.

"Something with the same effect as your Nan saying 'fingerblast'." Said Judith Lucy.

“A general statement about life that men aged 20-35 will hopefully relate to.” Said the beer brand.

“A general statement about life (Ft. V-neck t-shirts) that men aged 20-35 will hopefully relate to.” Said the low carb beer brand.

“Braggy article, [ad for bad Euro fashion], braggy article.” Said Monocle Magazine.

"A temporary solution to a permanent problem." Said the keys to a brand new Porsche Boxster.

“A band name that is either a single noun or includes a reference to surfing.” Said Pitchfork.

“Poorly researched, swear-y feature about [insert subculture] in [insert developing country].” Said Vice Magazine.

“A string of facts about my life in short, stupid sentences.” Said the sportsperson’s ghostwriter.

“Something boring that may be critically acclaimed.” Said Dave Eggers.

“You’re feeling nostalgic for an Australia you weren’t even alive to see, aren’t you?” Said Eddy Current Suppression Ring.

“I live in Newtown.” Said a greying rockabilly fringe.

“I live in Newtown, with my partner, who is also female.” Said jeans with no back pockets.

These are my favourites from the readers of bigcoronasortinymen.blogspot.com! (Thanks guys!)

“He's made a lot of peace in a fortnight.” Said the Nobel Prize Committee

"Two completely unrelated words or syllables." Said band names of the 90s.

"Comment aimed at desperately trying to create awareness about ourselves and the umbrage we've taken rather than actually standing up for XYZ cause." Said XYZ Rights Activist Group

"It's really nice to talk to you again, but as soon as my cooler friends show, we're back to ignoring each other again, right?" Said a Cricketer’s Arms regular.