All In Fucken Italics

“He’s a good bloke. Fuck!”

“Not saying he’s not, mate. Just saying he doesn’t know who he is. It’s not a great trait, ya know?”

“‘Doesn’t know who he is.’ You sound like such a pleased cunt when you say that. Just ‘cos you, fucken, found a brand of pants you like - you reckon you’re heaps ‘aware.’”

“Nah-”

“You do! You’ve fully got a compendium under your bed with your personal brand guidelines written down... All fucken journal entries, titles all written in italics: ‘Do I use the word “dude” in Tweets?’ ‘Should I commit to never wearing shoes without laces, ever again?’ You’re a toilet, mate. You’re a toilet with a journal about his own personal brand guidelines - and that’s not a great trait. Is it?”

“My voice doesn’t sound like that.”